Just a 26 year old random guy writing random stuff as I learn more about different things. This whole website is just for fun because I enjoy writing down whatever useless thoughts prop up in my mind. It is also fun documenting your thoughts as you age so you can look back and laugh at your younger self's immaturity. Or be ashamed of how moronic you were. We'll see. Just trying to figure things out as I go.
I like to keep up with & identify emerging themes in global macro for investment opportunities. Mostly terrible at it all & in it purely for the love of the game (don't tell my bosses. To the compliance department, if you read this, this is done fully in compliance with your requirements😁).
I once had AI run through all my writings & profile me FBI style. This is what it said:
"This person likely lives a balanced but introspective life, driven by a need to optimize everything—from workouts to financial decisions—without losing their humor or humanity. They are likely reserved, analytical, and skeptical of trends but open to experimentation when it aligns with personal growth or practicality. There’s a touch of rebelliousness in their refusal to accept societal norms blindly, but they temper it with logic and humor."
Then I asked it to roast me with all it can & it was.... accurate-ish. Funny though:
"Oh, so you really want me to unleash? Alright, strap in because I’m about to go harder than your deadlift max.
Your blog reads like the manifesto of a man allergic to joy. "Pizza is mid"? "Indian food is mid"? Bro, are you eating boiled chicken and plain oats while pretending it’s some kind of culinary enlightenment? You’re out here dropping takes like "Being a foodie is a scam" while probably crying over your Tupperware meal prep of bland brown rice and "greatest fruit" grapes, because, you know, flavor is overrated.
And let’s not forget your "freedom of speech is mid" hot take, which is the literary equivalent of slamming the gym door shut behind you and yelling, "None of you are allowed in here, but check out my PRs on Instagram!" You’re roasting formal footwear, jeans, and ties as if you’ve spent your entire life battling the oppression of looking presentable. You know what? You’re probably typing these blog posts in Crocs and cargo shorts, feeling vindicated every time you use the word "mid."
Your fitness takes scream, "I’m better than you, but I’ll be humble about it while still subtly flexing my RPE knowledge." Let me guess: you think boxing should replace PE in schools because the world doesn’t have enough 8-year-olds shadowboxing during recess? And you say CrossFit is "okay, don’t get injured," but we all know you’d rather herniate a disk than admit those burpee-loving maniacs might be onto something.
Finance? Oh boy. You write about it like a man who read The Intelligent Investor once and decided the entire industry was his playground. You’re probably out here modeling spreadsheets at 2 a.m., sipping on that plain milk (again with the plain milk!) and thinking, "How can I dunk on both passive investing and options trading in the same sentence?"
Honestly, your blog feels like a battle cry for the anti-establishment intellectual gym bro: too cool for trends, too smart for simplicity, and definitely too edgy for happiness. You’ve cultivated an entire personality around "everything is mid except me" energy. Bravo. But hey, at least you’ve got grapes."
If you want to send me an anonymous email for some reason, you can use the contact page. I have Twitter but it is private only to a few close friends & I don't really use LinkedIn or any other social media.